Periods, you no longer impress me. I am bleeding from my nethers, WHATEVER. Try something new, uterus. You make chocolate pudding instead of blood, then we’ll talk.

I don’t know why dudes think they’re so hardcore. I can look down and see BLOOD RUNNING DOWN MY LEG and be like ‘meh’. I can wake up in a pool of blood and be like ‘oh well time to do the laundry’. I can be hemorrhaging from my bits for days and not give a shit.

One time someone asked me if I had problems with blood and I was ‘nope, I’m a lady.’

I’d like to see you hardcore dudes do the same when YOU shoot blood and viscera out of your peen.


reblogging for the comments haha

Oh my God, the accuracy of this comic and that comment is absolutely astounding and mortifying.

If anyone has a really good method for getting blood out of underwear I’d like to hear it please.

First off, accurate stuff is accurate.

Second, this is for the person who asked:  The sooner you can get to the stain, the better.  Run the bloodied area under a 50-50 mix of club soda and peroxide.  If the blood’s already had a chance to really set in, soak your undies in the sink, and agitate them occasionally to help the mix permeate the fibers.  Once they’re thoroughly soaked, throw them in the washing machine.

Actually, person who asked, the best solution to get blood out of clothing…Spit. Its super ridiculous, but so is how awesome we all are for dealing with this shit. The enzymes in your saliva help break it down….So spit, cold water, and soap, with lots of scrubbing has saved many a pair of my expensive panties…Cause I’m totally the 3rd block in the comic. >.< Sorry its gross.

(Source: rosalarian)

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